Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
