Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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