Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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