Whats the glycemic index on semen?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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