PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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