I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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