And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Someone signed my nipple.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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