Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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