Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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