trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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