My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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