I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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