You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
