try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
COCAINE IS GR8
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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