with your own penis?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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