What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You dont lie about slip and slides
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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