fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Every concussion has its silver lining
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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