Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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