Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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