Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
being pregnant is like rehab
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
