the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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