no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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