How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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