Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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