Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
dude. I can hear the air.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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