It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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