She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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