There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
