You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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