Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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