She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
You can make out without kissing
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