are you still at the devil's house?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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