we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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