Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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