I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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