i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
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