Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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