Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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