Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
He has the fingertips of a God
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