she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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