I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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