i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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