I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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