you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
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