thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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