This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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