The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
