Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Randomize
