wake up i wanna do it froggy style
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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