I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
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